What is common between
Mumbai Indians and Indian Politics?
Both have a Sardar captain but the team
is run by a woman….

Don’t tell a woman she’s pretty

tell her there’s no other woman like her,

and all roads will open to you.

All a girl wants is to feel beautiful, to be loved, and to be treated with respect.

Top 5 lies that girls tell:

1) Im fine.
2) Im not jealous.
3) Im over him.
4) Sure we can be friends.
5) Its okay.

Most girls say they want a “good guy”, but when they meet him, they keep him in the friend zone, chase after jerks end up heartbroken.

I hate when celebrities go on TV and tell us to donate… You make 10 million a movie, why don’t you send some money!.

Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Mr. Bean: 9
Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you’ve just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!

On the set of KBC.

A guy get stuck on 1 cor ques. He uses fone A frn n chooses his gf to ask d ans.

Amitabh-hey u gt 30secs to ans
n ur tym strts nw

Boy reads out d ques nd options

Girl- mil gya tym tumhe fone krne ka….!!!!:D:D)..

Teacher: X married Z, who was twice his age, left her, started dating Y who
was half her age. Whats the age of X?
Student: I dont know the calculations but ‘X’ is surely Saif Ali Khan…..